Those thugs be steppin' on bugz

I'm watching the pro bowl.  It's not very exciting.  In fact, it reminds me of pee wee volleyball.  Boring pee wee volleyball.  There must be a better way to do it.

Maybe they should just pull a Rocky six and simulate it on Madden 96 for SNES.  They could let the two best quarterbacks create teams, but they have to use the roster from their pro bowl team to name the players.