Hello faithful blog readers. I know what you're thinking, "Matt hasn't bogged in forever." It's not true. I blogged last Thursday. It's okay though. It has been a long time. So here it goes:
I'm on vacation. I'm spending a few days down in Arkansas. It's a pretty cool state. Sort of like all the things that remind me of Nebraska and my mom's side of the family.
Some of the most disappointing things about Arkansas are:
1. It's 20 degrees out here. I drove south for 6 hours and the weather went from cold to warm and then back to cold.
2. Arkansas is sort of like the bastard child of New York. Most of the people I've seen are wearing "I heart N Y shirts. At first I thought N Y was something to do with a high school sports team in the area or something. The "North Yellowjackets," or the "North Yuppies."
3. Kentucky Fried Chicken is the same in Florida, Iowa, and Arkansas. How far south you go has nothing to do with the quality of the food.
4. iMac keyboards have nothing on normal keyboards.
5. Ultimate in Arkanasas is pretty okay, but the cold weather is pretty lame. I'd rather play indoors in Iowa any day. Any day being Tuesday.
Despite the abundance of disappointments, I have good news to report. I have begun using a dating site I found via a facebook group.
It's hard to be someone you aren't. Especially if you want to create a semi-convincing profile. Therefore, I decided to go with an unconvincing profile. Check it out.
I'll be keeping everyone posted with how it's going. Look out world. JCameronz is on the prowl!
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